May 2012
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me: does 5 situps
me: where are my abs
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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価値のない: Can I be skinny, beautiful, smart, nice,... →
nickays: Can I be skinny, beautiful, smart, nice, perfect can my hair look how I want it and be so smooth, bouncy, perfect and flip like they do for girls in commercials can my nails grow and look cute with pink nail polish and not look like shreks hands can my skin be soft can I not look like an ogre…
May 26th
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May 26th
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May 26th
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When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through asks me how I’m doing, I always ask them back, just in case they need someone to talk to because you never know Those fries could be salted with tears
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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The awkward moment when you get a flashback of...
theepichumor: THIS IS SO ACCURATE THAT IT HURTS. ALL THE TIME http://goo.gl/eRtGF
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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-420: remember when my friends included me in stuff cause i dont
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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May 23rd
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*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
May 23rd
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batreaux: you walk over to the chamber of secrets and whisper “i have a crush on my cousin”. the basilisk comes over to you and says “you totally misinterpreted the use of this chamber and also you’re pretty fuckin gross”
May 23rd
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May 23rd
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*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
May 20th
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Teachers: Don't talk to strangers online.
Parents: Don't talk to strangers online.
Everyone: Don't talk to strangers online.
Me: They aren't strangers if we're in the same fandom.
May 20th
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romeo: hey i just met you.
romeo: and this is crazy.
romeo: but i saw you at your dad's party that i wasn't supposed to attend and i thought you were pretty cute so i followed you and we kissed but then your nanny called you away and i found out you were a capulet and got bummed so i sneaked into your back yard in the middle of the night and climbed your balcony uninvited to profess my undying love after an hour even though i wanted to bone rosaline like two scenes ago.
romeo: so marry me maybe.
May 20th
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May 20th
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intheendhesmiled: th3r4py: when you reblog like 7 things in a row from the same person and you get scared you look like a stalker 　 #sometimes I go to the source so it doesn’t look too obvious
May 17th
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flowingthroughfaultlines: I feel so fucking useless and worthless I have absolutely nothing going for me 
May 17th
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me: hi
human: no don't approach me
May 17th
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in the studio
Drake: ok repeat after me - pussy.
Justin: swaggy.
Drake: no no, Pu-ssy
Justin: swa-ggy.
Drake: pu
Justin: pu
Drake: ssy
Justin: swaggy.
Drake: nevermind.
May 17th
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